The Internet remains UNDEFEATED!
Look I don't know who made this or, far more importantly, for what purpose. I am simultaneously fascinated and delighted by the effort it took and not a little bit creeped out. But it is glorious and it made me laugh out loud when I saw it so here we go.
As you can barely trust anything you find on the internet my nerd self did a spot check on this and as far as I saw this is totally accurate. Insane, but accurate.